Random Thoughts of Chris Tilley

This web comic isn't part of my morning routine only because he posts around midnight EST which mean I can get the next strip at 9pm out here on the west coast.

Schlock Mercenaries is a space opera with excellent story lines. So excellent that I have to check every night as soon as they come out. The main characters die on a disturbingly regular bases kept alive with 'nanny bags', head jars and regeneration.

The title characters is Sergeant Schlock a 'carbosilicate amorphs'. Everyone says he looks like a mobile pile of poo but I think he looks like an army green jello mold that got left in the fridge way to long and decided to crawl out. He caries a plasgun with a barrel you could fit your hand in (really bad idea) that makes the sound "ommminous hummmm".

Lots of physical humor and you'll love his version of lawyers.